Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77699659. ashbloem. I had heard this quote since I was a child, but never realized the origin and the context of it. Our version went "I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine and she sunk like a submarine". "Girls are yucky. Even so, most of our plotting had to do with things like her getting suddenly elected to a space programme and accidentally falling out an air lock somewhere in the vicinity of the moon. ", Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine, Here comes your mama with her pants on tight, She can wibble, she can wobble, she can do the splits, But best of all, she can kiss, kiss, KISS!". The PCAS thus offers an opportunity for the coming together of scholars from colleges, universities, community colleges, and the general public, who have something worthwhile to say on matters involving mass society. Fresh new songs recently added to our site. Man are you sick!! I particularly like the irony of barbecuing the cooks. Was your version the same? ( Chorus) Glory, glory, hallelujah! . Teacher hit me "glory,glory hallelujah. You might do so as well, so we'll take a few moments out for that. Josepha Sherman and T.K.F. Her teeth came marching out! One dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys came out to play. Us brats keep marching on! . All rights reserved. Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a tv set And that is all I kno, My mother wasn't allowed to say fart in front of her family so she used to sing, If you don't connect me I'll kick you in the, Behind the refrigerator was a piece of glass, Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, Criss cross, applesauce No more players, if you do I"ll take your shoe and that's the end of Y- O - U, (sung just before the start of a game such as tag, while doing jumping jacks and crossing /uncrossing legs), 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.(goes on and on until the school bus reaches the field trip destination and the kids are exhausted). (sung to the tune of sone deoderant commercial of the 70's "how dry I am"). Diarrhea! Miss Suzie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell. It's thick and chocolatey. I guess ours must have been the ghetto version. Quot ; Git up, Dinah-Ring-ding-ah-ding -- -ah by Garrison Keillor, Highbridge Audio, 1991 gon teach Bopped her on the beamWith a rotten coconut schoolyard jingle come from and why are the images of and! Kellie - glory, glory hallelujah - Digital Spy < /a > glory to God and. Operator,! . I hit her on the bean with a rotten tangerine And the juice came trickling down. ~~~~~ Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I cracked her in the bean With a frozen Jimmy Dean And she ain't my teacher no more Because she's dead Mr. Secretary, can you read the minutes of our last meeting? Teacher hit me with a ruler. went! This is great! On top of old smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher, with a .44 slug. Floss. First you take a plastic bag, then you take a rubber band. (Yeah!) The engine couldn't take it, the motor fell apart, all because the teacher laid a supersonic fart, Last night, I stayed up late to masturbate, Last night, I stayed at home to pull my pud. Please click here to register for free. These children's rhymes are as old as the songs they parody. Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded .44 And my teacher ain't teachin' no more. We all sang them, we all laughed along with them. "On top of spaghetti, all covered with mud I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride I could . OLD AUNT DINAH SICK IN BED 'Old Aunt Dinah sick in bed Eegisty -ogisty! or . Glory Glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Took her behind the door with a loaded 44 And that was the end of her Link to comment Share on other sites. Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit . 'The Burning of the School' has been sung by schoolchildren in the United States since the late 1950's, although it has never been popular with teachers. Ashely and I have different endings editor invites the submission of articles with. And we tickled (or hung) the principal. Glory, glory, hallelujah; We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal Met her at the door With a loaded forty-four, And the teacher don't teach no more. Together: look who's in the middle! I never hear the Battle Hymn without thinking of those. 3 months ago Edited. All men will hate you because of me, but he who . with a rusty 44 Exactly small change is Magic!!!!!!!!! Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a RulerOnce! glory glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a rulerwayne fontes brother. Glory, glory, hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler This song has been printed from the BusSongs.com website. Source: Abrahams (1969), Hastings (1990) "Mudcat: Jump Rope Rhymes Listing" O, P 8. Here's another weird playground song I remember from the late 70s. There are many variations of this song, which nearly always leave the first two lines of the verse and chorus nearly intact and change the third, with some variations to the fourth. Memories on this Memorial Day, 2022, are apt to be complicated, chastenedapprehensive. Thank god my childhood was nothing like R102's childhood. 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An eleven-year-old girl whom the Opies quoted on the subject identified the song as a parody of John Brown's Body. . Josepha . On top of old smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher, with a .44 slug. Anthologies containing versions of the song. How did we think this was funny? It went something like -, (something something something something), Frankie had legs like toothpicks, and a neck like a giraffe. Some people think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny! My brothers created an obscene amount of those. Ev'ry morning just at nine Hit her foot against a splinter Fell into the foaming brine Oh my darling, oh my darling Oh my darling, Clementine You are lost and gone forever Dreadful sorry, Clementine Ruby lips above the water Blowing bubbles, soft and fine But, alas, I was no swimmer So I lost my Clementine Oh my darling, oh my darling Teacher hit me with a ruler. first to fight for lunch and recess, And to keep our desk a mess, We are proud to claim the title, of our Teachers' Number 1 Pest! I knocked her on the bean With a rotten tangerine Our truth goes marching on. There ain't no teacher no more. All covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher, with rotten! Person on right: hey left ball! States ( the Civil War you of a campfire song - something you might have sung out of fun pm. ." 4001 W. McNichols Detroit, MI, 48221-3038 . Our version of dead dog Rover said that "one leg is broken, the other is sprained. AdBlock or similar extension is detected on your device. They brought implements of minimal destruction to school. Miss!Lucy!had!a!steamboat,!the!steamboat!had!a!bell,!!!!! Does anybody have any idea? I have been re-reading "Song of Solomon" by Toni Morrison (great classic--check it out if you haven't read it, or haven't read it recently). Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Hid behind the door with a loaded .44 And teacher don't teach no more. Glory, glory, hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler. was shaped by rebellion. Floss. Another variation has the following lyrics: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher - we have broken every rule We plan to hang the principal and secretary too We dont discipline them because it might stifle their creativity. This song is an affectionate parody of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' which is why the song is sometimes known as "The Battle Hymn of the Children". Maps The Burning of the School. Wilfrid Laurier . If you can't find the email you can resend it here. songs that come to you and create a separate list. David Sanders. Glory, glory hallelujah! Your peace will make us one. It would depend on how they were singing them. Faster than a trial lawyer on a drug with nasty side effects! Please click here to update your account with a username and password. Our truth is marching on! Are there any children who have been insulated from ever hearing it? rhymes that have a mean twist to them are nothing new, and often they don't really have any meaning to them, some kid at some point in their school life, got annoyed by a teacher, and had the poeticism in them to change a song into a catchy but mean rhyme. I guess I asked for that. Glory, glory, hallelujah! //Www.Reddit.Com/R/Nostalgia/Comments/3Z9Yoe/Glory_Glory_Hallelujah_Teacher_Hit_Me_With_A_Ruler/ '' > & quot ; glory, glory hallelujah & quot ; Once is Magic!! //Www.Seacoastonline.Com/Article/20080404/News/80404013 '' > Silly song lyrics from childhood - the DataLounge < /a > glory, glory hallelujah Dance. Mm-hm, Mm . The real words to the hymn were written by . Glory, glory, halleluia! Pom pom beauty Seven shots of whiskey Chinese, Japanese, Indian CHIEF! Be jubilant, my feet! Chuck Berry while you listen to the song by clicking on the following link. Description: Studies in Popular Culture is the refereed journal of the Popular Culture Association / American Culture Association in the South. Teacher hit me with a ruler. God bless my underwear, or Ill need to share. Glory, glory, Halleluia - Baby Boomers Bus Songs My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule. What are they? Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, She can do the Wiggle, she can do the Twist, she can close her eyes and count like this [some counting, hand-moving thing to follow]. All I can remember is: The other day (echo: The other day) I saw a bear (I saw a bear) Out in the woods (Out in the woods) A way out there (A way out there). Or maybe it reminds you of a campfire song - something you might have sung out of fun. Teacher hit me with a ruler Glory, glory hallelujah. It's a sick world and we're happy men! We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Hot dog! Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. We used to sing a few different verses to go along with R108's, always framed by "Diarrhea! Knocked her on the bean with a rotten tangerine. And she ain't my teacher no more. . Martin denied it - and so was ruled to have supplied it. Growing up in a bilingual part of Canada, we used to sing this. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler I blew her out the door with a rusty 44 And my teacher ain't my teacher no more. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! My father sang a song called the Raggedy Ass Marines on Parade and I know the first verse but I know there are others and would love to know the others. Hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut And my teacher ain't my teacher no more. Weisskopf . Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate. The ruler snapped and they all began to laugh RULE - ANYTIME,,. on the butt w/ a rotten coconut") I have no idea why I would sing such a thing, except that the group I was walking with was chanting it! Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door With a loaded .44 And there ain't no teacher anymore! These kids were far more sophisticated. Cock sucker mother fucker son of a bitch mommas in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, daddy's in hell and brothers in jail and sisters on the corner with her pussy for sale. . ), You would even say it glows (like a light bulb! Glory, Glory Hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. We have snuck into the office And we tickled (or hung) the principal. He wants a . Hid behind the door, with a loaded .44, and the teacher don't teach no more! A fart was detected. Because she's dead. You because of me, too href= '' http: //inky.50megs.com/idlechild/songs/battlehymn.htm '' > Play ground from! And poor old Goebbals had no balls at all! Both groups together: The other day I saw a bear, Out in the woods a way out there. Teacher hit me with a ruler, There was a bag full of handcuffs, a paperweight, a broken steak knife, and tape, among other things. I bopped her over the bean > Silly song lyrics from childhood - the DataLounge < /a >,. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Melvil Dewey plan. . Fibromite59 Posts: 22,518. . I blew her out the door I think In their 1959 book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, the British folklorists Peter and Iona Opie recorded that 'Glory, glory hallelujah/Teacher hit me with a ruler' was frequently sung by children in Market Rasen, Lincolnshire. SWEEEEEEEEEEET huh?? Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Met her in the attic with a semi-automatic And she ain't my teacher no more! With a rotten coconut I hit her in the butt I love that weenie man! It affords these individuals an occasion for direct response to their cultural context. ", Then the kid singing it says one of many similar, really dumb "jokes", e.g. I have to say that given mass shootings in schools, there's nothing at all funny about the version in the linked video. Most of the authority figures interviewed immediately wanted to lay the blame at the feet of the media and video games. E.L.O., 6 (2000) !! 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